Reg. No. CS-2026-001
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FASCISTS

Section 1.02 — World Registry Division

Form CS-102 · Rev. 04/2026 · OMB No. 0000-SCUM

The Bureau of Certified Scumbaggery hereby publishes the official ranked register for Fascists. All listed practitioners have been reviewed under registry bylaw 7(b) and their certifications are verifiable, permanent, and shareable.

§ IISection 1.02 — Registered Entries

Holders of certified fascist credentials. Original methodology, derivative imitators, and contemporary revivalists all eligible for inclusion.

#1
CERTIFIED
★★★★
VERIFIED
CERTIFIED FASCISTWORLD RANK #1LIFETIME ACHIEVEMENT
Adolf Hitler

Uncontested holder of the world's highest fascist certification.

#2
CERTIFIED
★★★★
VERIFIED
CERTIFIED FASCISTWORLD RANK #2LIFETIME ACHIEVEMENT
Benito Mussolini

Founding practitioner. Original methodology. Extensive peer citations.

#3
CERTIFIED
★★★★
VERIFIED
CERTIFIED FASCISTWORLD RANK #3DISTINGUISHED MERIT
Francisco Franco

Longest-serving twentieth-century European dictator. Survived three predecessors.

Total fascists on file: 3 · Showing 3 editorial entries · Subscriber-tier entries omitted from public ranking by default