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Adolf HitlerUncontested holder of the world's highest fascist certification.
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§ I — Registry Categories
I
Section 1.01
Racists
2 certified entries
IISection 1.02
Fascists
3 certified entries
IIISection 1.03
Misogynists
1 certified entries
IVSection 1.04
Communists
2 certified entries
VSection 1.05
Capitalists
2 certified entries
VISection 1.06
Shit-Posters
1 certified entries
§ II — Featured Entries, Fascist Division
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Benito MussoliniFounding practitioner. Original methodology. Extensive peer citations.
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