Registry No. CS-2026-001|Est. MMXXVI
Official Use Only|certifiedscumbag.com
Form CS-SHOP-01
Rev. 04/2026
OMB No. 0000-SCUM

BUREAU SHOP

Official Merchandise — Coming Soon

§ I — Notice of Forthcoming Catalogue

The Bureau's merchandise division is currently in production. Forthcoming items include t-shirts with AI-generated personal slogans, framed certificate cards, and the official Bureau letterhead notepad.

Catalogue opens Phase V