Registry No. CS-2026-001|Est. MMXXVI
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Form CS-001-A
Rev. 04/2026
OMB No. 0000-SCUM

GLOBAL LEADERBOARD

Cross-Sectional Ranking of All Registered Entries

Updated quarterly by the Bureau's Statistical Division. Rankings reflect the consolidated judgement of editorial review and subscriber review tracks. Methodology subject to bylaw 7(b).

§ ITop Registered Entries

Rank
Name
Status
#1
Adolf Hitler
Uncontested holder of the world's highest fascist certification.
CERTIFIED
★★★★
VERIFIED
#1
Bull Connor
Birmingham Commissioner of Public Safety. Made his own movement's case for him.
CERTIFIED
★★★★
VERIFIED
#1
Harvey Weinstein
Industry-shaping producer; subject of the 2017 reporting that named the era.
CERTIFIED
★★★★
VERIFIED
#1
John D. Rockefeller
First American billionaire. Refined the methodology along with the petroleum.
CERTIFIED
★★★★
VERIFIED
#1
Joseph Stalin
Three-decade General Secretary. Methodology imitated; never matched.
CERTIFIED
★★★★
VERIFIED
#2
Benito Mussolini
Founding practitioner. Original methodology. Extensive peer citations.
CERTIFIED
★★★★
VERIFIED
#2
George Wallace
Author of the line; later attempted to take it back. Filing under "original."
CERTIFIED
★★★★
VERIFIED
#2
Andrew Carnegie
Library philanthropist. The libraries came after Homestead.
CERTIFIED
★★★★
VERIFIED
#2
Mao Zedong
Founding chairman of the People's Republic. Two attempts at transformation, both costly.
CERTIFIED
★★★★
VERIFIED
#3
Francisco Franco
Longest-serving twentieth-century European dictator. Survived three predecessors.
CERTIFIED
★★★★
VERIFIED
#247
Dave M. — Somerset, UK
Submitted 14 documented achievements. Currently top 5% of active subscribers.
SELF
CERTIFIED
★★★★