Registry No. CS-2026-001|Est. MMXXVI
Official Use Only|certifiedscumbag.com
Form CS-101
Rev. 04/2026
OMB No. 0000-SCUM

RACISTS

Section 1.01 — World Registry Division

The Bureau of Certified Scumbaggery hereby publishes the official ranked register for Racists. All listed practitioners have been reviewed under registry bylaw 7(b) and their certifications are verifiable, permanent, and shareable.

§ ISection 1.01 — Registered Entries

Distinguished practitioners in the field of racial animus. Subsections include Jim Crow administrators, segregationist legislators, and pseudoscientific theorists.

#1
CERTIFIED RACISTWORLD RANK #1LIFETIME ACHIEVEMENT
Bull Connor

Birmingham Commissioner of Public Safety. Made his own movement's case for him.

CERTIFIED
★★★★
VERIFIED
#2
CERTIFIED RACISTWORLD RANK #2LIFETIME ACHIEVEMENT
George Wallace

Author of the line; later attempted to take it back. Filing under "original."

CERTIFIED
★★★★
VERIFIED

Total racists on file: 2,847 · Showing 2 editorial entries · Subscriber-tier entries omitted from public ranking by default