DAVE M. — SOMERSET, UK
Submitted 14 documented achievements. Currently top 5% of active subscribers.
Certificate ID: CS-2026-004712
SELF
CERTIFIED
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§ I — Bureau Summary
Subscriber-tier registrant. Self-submitted application processed 03/2026 by the Bureau's Reviewer III. Documentation includes screenshots of fourteen separate online incidents across three platforms, two of which were independently archived by Wayback Machine. Certificate issued; badge embedded in LinkedIn bio per applicant request. Currently ranked in top 5% of active subscribers by quarterly engagement metrics.
§ II — Documented Achievements
- Achievement 1●March 2026
Submitted complete portfolio
Fourteen documented incidents with screenshot evidence.
- Achievement 2
Embedded verification badge
Added registry badge to public LinkedIn profile.
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